Lost Toy Lament

O cruel and cursed Gravity! With what indifference dost thou cleave from my embrace that which I most desire! If, perchance, a passing traveler might hear my song of woe, may Fate decree they restore my treasure and bring peace to my tortured spirit?

(and maybe a snack if they’re heading through the kitchen.)

How dramatic, Alice Shortcake.

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15 thoughts on “Lost Toy Lament

  1. allein 🐾 December 10, 2020 / 11:14 am

    Something tells me he is a spoiled baby of the best kind.

    Nice house, too.

    • Kar December 10, 2020 / 2:15 pm

      That’s the kind of spoiled entitlement that I’d expect from a cat. I feel like he’s expecting a hoomin to come running out to pick up the toy.

  2. ^oo^ December 10, 2020 / 11:47 am

    Alas Poor Chew Toy, I knew him well…

  3. Dulcie December 10, 2020 / 12:12 pm

    That’s me when I get all settled in my reading chair with my coffee, blankie, and snacks then realize I forgot my book. 😫

    • gail pierson December 10, 2020 / 12:52 pm

      Tee hee- That’s happened to me many a time!

    • soccersue525 December 10, 2020 / 4:05 pm

      Me too (three?) but usually it’s my glasses that I’ve forgotten.

  4. dubravkamcvmd December 10, 2020 / 12:27 pm

    Talk about entitled!

    • Alice Shortcake December 10, 2020 / 1:12 pm

      I love those few seconds of shocked silence as the sheer existential horror of the situation sinks in.

      • allein 🐾 December 10, 2020 / 1:22 pm

        the sheer existential horror of the situation

        🤣🤣🤣

  5. Debg December 10, 2020 / 12:31 pm

    I have a similar reaction whenever I drop a choc chip or a cookie.

    Am I the only one who heard “NOOOOO” in the howls?

  6. Dulcie December 10, 2020 / 12:53 pm

    I forgot to say…very poetic Mike!!
    Oh wondrous verse!

    • Georgiana December 10, 2020 / 1:47 pm

      Mike is the Bard of the cute.

  7. Arne December 10, 2020 / 1:45 pm

    Gravity is a bitch.

    • ^oo^ December 10, 2020 / 7:13 pm

      Gravity is the Law- although I much prefer Levity.

  8. AJ December 10, 2020 / 2:24 pm

    Not sure what’s funnier, the video or the comments. And just wow, what a spoiled, lazy doggo. And that’s meant in the best way possible but I’d just look at him and be like, You can get off the couch and get it yourself.

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