Blink and You’ll Miss It

Jam-on-Toast, England — All eyes are on this quiet seaside resort as it hosts the 2020 International Staring Contest, featuring over 200 unblinking competitors from all over the world. Here we see reigning champion Imogen Dongerschnoggle taking a break from practice on her favorite training statue.

Dog and statue
I swear it blinked once. (Twitter)

Sounds riveting, Paul P.

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8 thoughts on “Blink and You’ll Miss It

  1. ^oo^ December 24, 2020 / 11:33 am

    Ingmar maybe?

    • Ricky & Bibi's Mom December 24, 2020 / 12:35 pm

      Indeed. Or Phoebus. Maybe the name is why he looks so surprised!

    • Duckie 🐥 December 24, 2020 / 6:10 pm

      Not looking why…

  2. dubravkamcvmd December 24, 2020 / 11:45 am

    This is hilarious! I am booking now for the 2021 Contest.

  3. allein 🐾 December 24, 2020 / 12:20 pm

    lol…the caption on the original post is “When your Tinder date doesn’t look like their profile pic” 😀

  4. Dulcie December 24, 2020 / 1:01 pm

    Am I weird…no let me rephrase that…I know I am weird, because that dog’s outfit and expression give me choking anxiety.

    • allein 🐾 December 24, 2020 / 1:10 pm

      You are not the only one.

  5. Alice Shortcake December 25, 2020 / 10:36 am

    Dear old Jam-on-Toast! How well I remember the summer holidays I spent there in the sixties. The rain pouring through a hole in the caravan roof, my dad struggling to erect a windbreak on the beach, my mum getting bitten by the crab I found in a rockpool…glorious!

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