As he ventured further into the jungle, the Major felt a sensation of dread, as if dozens of beady eyes were looking down upon him, and a low rumbling filled the air that sounded just like… cooing. It was then that Colonel Wilberforce Mewstache realized too late he had stumbled into the lair of… the Giant Pigeons of Patagonia.
Oh, he is going to need a bath after this, Sharon H.
I just heard a cover of Tom Lehrer’s “Poisoning Pigeons in the Park” yesterday, so, sorry pretty birdie, but now that’s in my head.
“Oh, he is going to need a bath after this, Sharon H.” 😀 !!!