I Wouldn’t Send a Dog Out on a Knight Like This

I feel so betrayed. They told me I would live like a king, surrounded by royalty in a beautiful castle with a steadfast queen by my side. They said I would command a vast army of loyal soldiers who would die to protect me. But now I can see that I’m just a pawn in their little game. I’ve been rooked.

dog on giant chess board
And the horsies aren’t even cute. (Reddit)

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7 thoughts on “I Wouldn’t Send a Dog Out on a Knight Like This

  1. allein 🐾 January 29, 2021 / 11:29 am

    Is he a Chessapeake Board Retriever?

    • Murray C. January 29, 2021 / 12:24 pm

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
      And suddenly I have a yen to learn to play chess. Whaddya know.

  2. dubravkamcvmd January 29, 2021 / 11:45 am

    He does seem genuinely surprised and dismayed

  3. Dana January 29, 2021 / 11:45 am

    Hee hee, fabulous scroll down!

  4. Ricky & Bibi's Mom January 29, 2021 / 12:19 pm

    How do I love this post? Let me count the ways …

    Nope, they’re countless.

  5. Dulcie January 29, 2021 / 12:53 pm

    But what a sweet pawn you make little doggy!
    And good one Allein!! 🤣

  6. Georgiana January 29, 2021 / 3:54 pm

    My husband tried to teach me chess when we first started going out together but I didn’t like it I found it too slow and complicated but if it was played with cute doggies that would be different.

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