Listen up, truth seekers, because what I’m about to reveal will blow your mind! They all laughed when I warned about the demon-worshiping underground pizza parlor! They mocked me when I revealed the truth about the orbital fire-starting space lasers! Now get ready for the truth about the brain-control drones from the planet Zebulon!
Resistance is futile, Andrew Y.
I dunno…I think we could all use a good brain massage these days…
I agree.
Where can I get one? The only thing I miss about not going to the hairdresser is having a head massage so I NEED THIS!
Yeah, where do we get one of those?
Qte.
Suspect that this is probably the most prevalent and longest enduring Simpsons quote.
We used to have a game of finding a relevant Simpsons quote the fastest whenever something new or weird happened in the office.
And I’m told you can use them for raking and cleaning forest floors too.
Oh, dear (Over)Lord. snerk
What’s wrong with using a vacuum for forest cleanup?
“Resistance is futile, Andrew Y.”
Resistance?
Does anyone know what that thing is for real? I think I might need one!
Not the cat. I know what the cat is. 🙂
Looks similar to this (and others that came up when I searched “electric head massager”)…
edit: Okay…did not expect that to embed an image (and kindle preview, apparently?). Here’s a link to the page: LINK
Wouldn’t this just tangle up long hair?
I don’t know what caused the two downvotes — neither of which is mine — but considering the amount of damage the pizza parlor rumor (and QAnon in general) have done to our Republic, I feel like maybe it’s too soon. Comedy is tragedy plus time — I need more time. It’s like making a Holocaust joke … in Germany … in 1946.