I, For One, Welcome Our Brain-massaging Overlords

Listen up, truth seekers, because what I’m about to reveal will blow your mind! They all laughed when I warned about the demon-worshiping underground pizza parlor! They mocked me when I revealed the truth about the orbital fire-starting space lasers! Now get ready for the truth about the brain-control drones from the planet Zebulon!

Resistance is futile, Andrew Y.

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15 thoughts on “I, For One, Welcome Our Brain-massaging Overlords

  1. allein 🐾 February 1, 2021 / 11:36 am

    I dunno…I think we could all use a good brain massage these days…

    • michael (not him) February 1, 2021 / 1:09 pm

      I agree.

  2. Georgiana February 1, 2021 / 12:19 pm

    Where can I get one? The only thing I miss about not going to the hairdresser is having a head massage so I NEED THIS!

    • michael (not him) February 1, 2021 / 1:10 pm

      Yeah, where do we get one of those?

  3. Sowmya February 1, 2021 / 12:25 pm

    Qte.

  4. Kar February 1, 2021 / 2:28 pm

    Suspect that this is probably the most prevalent and longest enduring Simpsons quote.

    We used to have a game of finding a relevant Simpsons quote the fastest whenever something new or weird happened in the office.

  5. Arne February 1, 2021 / 2:47 pm

    And I’m told you can use them for raking and cleaning forest floors too.

    • Ricky & Bibi's Mom February 1, 2021 / 4:38 pm

      Oh, dear (Over)Lord. snerk

    • ^oo^ February 1, 2021 / 8:40 pm

      What’s wrong with using a vacuum for forest cleanup?

  6. michael (not him) February 1, 2021 / 5:10 pm

    “Resistance is futile, Andrew Y.”

    Resistance?

  7. Ricky & Bibi's Mom February 1, 2021 / 6:48 pm

    Does anyone know what that thing is for real? I think I might need one!

    • Ricky & Bibi's Mom February 1, 2021 / 6:48 pm

      Not the cat. I know what the cat is. 🙂

    • allein 🐾 February 1, 2021 / 7:05 pm

      Looks similar to this (and others that came up when I searched “electric head massager”)…

      edit: Okay…did not expect that to embed an image (and kindle preview, apparently?). Here’s a link to the page: LINK

      • ^oo^ February 1, 2021 / 8:41 pm

        Wouldn’t this just tangle up long hair?

  8. Michael February 2, 2021 / 12:59 am

    I don’t know what caused the two downvotes — neither of which is mine — but considering the amount of damage the pizza parlor rumor (and QAnon in general) have done to our Republic, I feel like maybe it’s too soon. Comedy is tragedy plus time — I need more time. It’s like making a Holocaust joke … in Germany … in 1946.

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