Is there a food thief in your house? Look sharp! A food thief will often rely on camouflage to sneak up on your meal undetected.
Have you seen my grilled cheese sandwich, Sharon H.?
The Burger Heister
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Where, where is the thief? I just see a couple of marbles.
Are they marbles, or just drawer handles in a strange place?
The void ate my burger…
I would gladly whap you Tuesday for a hamburger today.
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Ooo, I’m hungry. And I miss having a – er, void? Actually our cat was more camo but I miss her a lot. She would never have stolen a burger.
I miss mine, too, and she wasn’t too much into people food either. Our orange tabby, however, would reach into the popcorn bowl and help himself. And the yogurt container, etc. etc. His motto was “If you’re eating it, I should be, too.”
Mookie and Mazzilli were near-voids; they each had a tiny bit of white dotted around. Mookie never bothered me about food, but Mazzilli would take it off the end of my fork as I was conveying to my mouth (until I discovered the utility of a spray bottle). His favorites were any kind of bread except white bread—and the oilier the better. Bagels, pita, naan, focaccia—and of course pasta, which is where the fork comes in.
The void is hungry for your s̶o̶u̶l̶ burger.