No, You Stand and Deliver

And so, eager to live a life of adventure, the Red Panda Brothers set out to become notorious highwayman deep in Hurrwood Forest. Unfortunately, because they had settled upon a poorly-traveled section of road, the pair rarely encountered any victims and spent their free time robbing each other.

Red pandas hold their hands up
No, you. (Reddit)

They’ve stolen my heart, CD.

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25 thoughts on “No, You Stand and Deliver

  1. Dulcie April 20, 2021 / 12:12 pm

    Treacle syrupy sweetness these two!!
    I want to snuggle them up in a big hug. 💕

    BTW peeps…I got my shot this morning! Halfway there!!

    • allein 🐾 April 20, 2021 / 12:25 pm

      I get mine after work!

      These two can rob me any time.

  2. dubravkamcvmd April 20, 2021 / 12:20 pm

    Great!

    Meant as a response to Dulcie

  3. Duckie 🐥 April 20, 2021 / 12:24 pm

    Anyone else just want to sit between the two of them and stroke that fur? I wonder what those tails feel like.

  4. Dana April 20, 2021 / 12:31 pm

    GAH, red pandas! So fluffy!!

    I’ve developed “Moderna arm” as of yesterday; a big spotchy rash where the injection was, 9 days after the shot. At least it doesn’t itch or burn but looks a bit worse today. CDC says it’s nothing to worry about since it didn’t happen immediately. But, at first I thought “what did I get into? Poison ivy?”. Never would have thought a symptom could develop so many days later. Hopefully the second shot won’t be worse, but still better than getting covid.

    • Dulcie April 20, 2021 / 12:54 pm

      Oh wow. Dana. Everyone has such different experiences. Hopefully that clears up for you.

    • allein 🐾 April 20, 2021 / 1:13 pm

      I just looked that up the other day because someone else mentioned getting it. It’s called a delayed hypersensitivity reaction or something like that.

      • Dulcie April 20, 2021 / 3:29 pm

        Gee. Sensitivity that’s delayed. I wonder why the call it “Delayed Hypersensitivity”? 🤔

    • sixkatlady April 20, 2021 / 2:25 pm

      I had the Pfizer vaccine. With the 2nd one, my only reaction was a hard hot lump on my arm for about 5 days. I got the injection on April 1 and I can still feel a slight lump in the injection site, but at least it is no longer red or hot to the touch. Some of my employees had no issues at all and others were sick with chills, aches & pains for a day. It’s weird how everyone is having different reactions/experiences with the vaccines.

  5. Debg April 20, 2021 / 12:39 pm

    Congrats to everybody on shots. Dana, hope your arm feels better quickly.

    I really want to snorgle those bellehs. The floof!

  6. dubravkamcvmd April 20, 2021 / 12:56 pm

    Read that when red pandas feel threatened they stand up and extend their claws. I guess the idea is to unleash near lethal levels of cuteness, leaving the foe on the floor begging to rub their bellies.

    • Debg April 20, 2021 / 1:55 pm

      That’s certainly working on me!

  7. Lois+Masso+aka+Flowerfanatic April 20, 2021 / 1:41 pm

    If they’re supposed to be looking BIG and FURROCIOUS, they bombed!!! They’re just begging for snuggles instead. 🙂 LOVE their beautiful HUGE puffy tails. They look SOOOO thick. Also wonder what they feel like……………… Those paws would make the cutest pawprints EVER!! Where’s my ink pad!!

  8. Duckie 🐥 April 20, 2021 / 4:38 pm

    What if you got to cuddle a red panda while getting your COVID shot?
    Hubby gets his first next Monday.

    • dubravkamcvmd April 20, 2021 / 6:11 pm

      I think you’ve hit on the solution to vaccine hesitancy.

    • allein 🐾 April 20, 2021 / 6:13 pm

      I could use a therapy animal right now. Got my shot at 5:45 and it is now 6:12 but I wasn’t ready to leave and drive. 😬

      • Dulcie April 20, 2021 / 6:35 pm

        Oh no Allein!! Please don’t get any worse!!
        Take care 💕💕

      • dubravkamcvmd April 20, 2021 / 6:50 pm

        It’s 6:49. I hope you’re on your way home.

      • allein 🐾 April 20, 2021 / 7:36 pm

        I left about 6:15 (half hour after my shot). A little anxious in the car but I’m home and doing fine. 💗

        • Debg April 20, 2021 / 9:22 pm

          Good! Take care of yourself tonight.

        • Duckie 🐥 April 20, 2021 / 9:35 pm

          Don’t be afraid to take Tylenol and sleep tomorrow away.

          • allein 🐾 April 20, 2021 / 9:37 pm

            I have to work tomorrow but I’m working from home at least. Though if I do feel bad enough I can take sick time. My arm is starting to hurt a bit…

      • Kar April 20, 2021 / 9:40 pm

        suggest some tylenol and going to bed early.

        Feel better!

  9. Blue Footed Booby April 21, 2021 / 12:47 am

    “As I was a goin’ over the far famed Kerry mountains
    I met with captain Farrell and his money he was counting
    I first produced my pistol and I then produced my rapier
    Saying “Stand and deliver” for he were a bold deceiver
    Mush-a ring dumb-a do dumb-a da
    Wack fall the daddy-o, wack fall the daddy-o
    There’s whiskey in the jar”

    Real talk: horned god’s favor to all you suffering side effects from the vaccine.

    I have my second pfizer shot scheduled this Friday. The first shot gave me no side effects distinguishable from the hangover I would have felt anyway. But I find myself anxious, days ahead of the event, just because of how eager I am to stop worrying about this stupid virus.

    • allein 🐾 April 21, 2021 / 8:17 am

      Ha! I was singing this version all day yesterday.

      My arm hurts this morning, but other than that I feel fine so far. The only redness is from the adhesive on the band-aid, which I didn’t take off until I was going to bed.

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