Presenting the Milk Mitten

Have you got a bunch of hungry puppies to feed in a hurry? Then you need The Milk Mitten, the revolutionary new way to fill their bellies fast! Just put it on, and the patented DigiDucts™ evenly distribute milk to up to four puppies at once! So when the hungry pups are howling and you want to cry “I’ve only got two hands!” remember that you only need one — thanks to The Milk Mitten!

puppies nurse from rubber glove
Lyurp, lyurp, lyurp, lyurp… (Imgur)

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11 thoughts on “Presenting the Milk Mitten

  1. allein 🐾 May 13, 2021 / 2:18 pm

    Teeny boop on all the teeny noses.

  2. Dulcie May 13, 2021 / 2:30 pm

    Digi-Ducts!
    It looks terribly clever. And so cute!
    But I wonder if it actually works? Who really cares though, when it is this much fun!

    • Duckie 🐥 May 13, 2021 / 2:40 pm

      Digi-Ducts?
      I didn’t snort tea out my nose; I nearly snorted Duckie UP my nose.
      Then I thought of Digi-Ducks, and now I’m useless for the rest of the day.

  3. Kar May 13, 2021 / 4:10 pm

    I’m wondering if these little pups will be playing poker in a smoke filled room in a few years.

    If so I’m blaming that tattoo for IMPRINTING.

  4. allein 🐾 May 13, 2021 / 4:13 pm

    BTW – I initially read the title as Milk Kitten and was very confused as to how you can feed puppies with a baby cat.

    KAR – Oh, dear! What a terrible influence on the children!

    • julie May 13, 2021 / 5:23 pm

      Allein – me, too! LOL

      • N. Fritz May 14, 2021 / 12:37 am

        weird… I read it that way too!

  5. AJ May 13, 2021 / 5:31 pm

    Genius!! Sheer Genius! Our local humane needs something similar but to feed 20 orphaned baby rats. They were looking for fosters but I passed on that opportunity. Baby rats kinda squeege me out, with no fur and so little and so pink. Shudder. Thank goodness they grow to be somewhat cuter.

  6. Debg May 13, 2021 / 6:08 pm

    Good thing I just clocked out–my brain just went splort from laughter and cuteness.

  7. Murray C. May 13, 2021 / 6:43 pm

    Oh, dear, this reminds me of a Jerry Lewis movie wherein he feeds quadruplets with a yellow rubber glove.

  8. Ricky & Bibi's Mom May 13, 2021 / 7:36 pm

    It reminds me of Harpo Marx milking a rubber glove. I tried to find the clip but I was pressed for time and gave up.

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