There Will Be Scratching

From his balcony overlooking the courtroom, the Lord High Adjudicator passes judgement over an endless parade of thieves, murderers, and people who laugh at their own jokes. All will be judged, but none more harshly than the pathetic whimpering dogs who curry favor with the lord of the manor. Their torment shall be brutal, unending… and exquisite.

cat sits in perch on cat tree
I occupy a high scratching post in this village. (Imgur)
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5 thoughts on “There Will Be Scratching

  1. dubravkamcvmd May 19, 2021 / 1:32 pm

    My Minkette liked to sit High Atop a Scratching Post, surveying her domain and lording it over Wacket.

  2. allein 🐾 May 19, 2021 / 1:55 pm

    The feet placement kinda looks like he’s doing yoga…

  3. Dulcie May 19, 2021 / 3:06 pm

    That expression, particularly in the eyes, should definitely lead one to believe “there will be scratching”! 🤣

    • Blue Footed Booby May 20, 2021 / 10:06 am

      The Kubrick Stare

  4. Georgiana May 19, 2021 / 4:10 pm

    Your suffering will be legendary, even in hell!

    (one of my favourite line in a movie)

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