Sniff You Later, Baby

Sorry I can’t stay and chat with your fine self, but me and my hoomie are heading to a little place I like to call… the dog park. Yep, I know the manager there, he gets me in for free. If you’re a real good girl, maybe I’ll take you some… Where you goin’ baby, I wasn’t finished being smooth!

dog leans from car window
Guess she just can’t handle what I got, shame. (Reddit)
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18 thoughts on “Sniff You Later, Baby

  1. allein 🐾 May 28, 2021 / 1:09 pm

    🎶Rollin’ with the hoomies…🎶

  2. Georgiana May 28, 2021 / 1:26 pm

    Ah! Been subjected to that kind of harassment so many times, why do guys think it’s a good idea to shout at women on the street? It only makes them look like morons.

    • allein 🐾 May 28, 2021 / 1:26 pm

      Yeah, but I might make an exception for this guy…

      • Debg May 28, 2021 / 2:46 pm

        Me too.

        PS did anybody else flash back to “Hey good lookin’! We’ll be back to pick you up later!” of Mr. Microphone days?

    • Blue Footed Booby May 28, 2021 / 3:19 pm

      They wouldn’t enjoy making random women uncomfortable if they had enough empathy to realize other men don’t think the way they do.

      This is barely related, but I just recently read a book called Cautio Criminalis, written by a Jesuit scholar in Germany in the 1600s about all the ways the witch hunts were going horribly wrong even from a perspective where witch hunts aren’t conceptually a dumb idea. He dedicates the book to those who will not read it, since “those rulers who are concerned enough to read what I have written here…already have what they are supposed to get out of the book.” I imagine that passage being written with a resigned sigh.

      • Ricky & Bibi's Mom May 28, 2021 / 6:18 pm

        I’m slightly confused by your second paragraph, but I thank you with all my heart for your first one. I went from feeling unsafe on a daily basis to feeling invisible and still not fully safe in what felt like a heartbeat. I’m willing to give pupster a pass, but humans with that kind of line, nope, nope, nopity nope.

        • dubravkamcvmd May 28, 2021 / 7:00 pm

          I very much prefer the post-50 invisibility. It’s a shock when it happens, but also really funny. Gives you a new perspective on men’s limitations.

        • Blue Footed Booby May 29, 2021 / 1:20 am

          I’m sorry for confusion. I’ll review what I typed when I sober up some time tomorrow and elaborate if necessary if I remember.

      • Debg May 28, 2021 / 9:13 pm

        I’ve just been going through my history library to rehome a lot of books. My witch hunt collection was sadly quite large, since it’s still so difficult for historians to understand the whys.

    • Dulcie May 28, 2021 / 4:13 pm

      I imagine you’re not plain and plump Georgiana. I, on the other hand, am free to walk the streets un-bothered. Well except for the one carload of guys yelling out “Bet your favorite movie is Beethoven” back when I was young. Being older, gray, and plump does not warrant any remarks at all apparently so yay?

      • AJ May 28, 2021 / 8:14 pm

        I still remember the first time someone on transit said “Ma’am, would you like my seat”. I’m looking around like, who me???? It can’t be me, so not me. And I was only in my 40s then!!! But yeah, I know the over a certain age invisibility cloak, a little weird but at the same time very liberating.

        • Debg May 28, 2021 / 9:15 pm

          Exceptionally liberating.

          For those of you who don’t mind “language,” I give you this classic, presented by four very smart, very funny ladies:

          • Dulcie May 28, 2021 / 9:25 pm

            Aww!! I can’t see it!! Says “not allowed in my country”? 🤔

  3. Dana May 28, 2021 / 3:43 pm

    That doggo’s body language is disturbingly human!

    • Arne May 28, 2021 / 3:48 pm

      I resemble that remark! 😒

  4. AJ May 28, 2021 / 3:51 pm

    Hey smooth talker, you’re just a playa!! And his pose is kinda weird, almost like a human in a dog suit.

  5. Roxanne May 28, 2021 / 9:06 pm

    Awww, handsome wolfie. I love the pose, and he’s much smoother than the wolf in the Roger Rabbit film. That one had no shame.

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