“Honestly, I don’t know anything about those footprints on the kitchen counter. Maybe a raccoon got in, you know how they love to knock things over. And as for that big pile of unrolled toilet paper, perhaps someone just pulled a little too hard. Why does everyone look at me when these things happen?”
“Would this face lie to you?”🤔
YES! Absolutely yes!😋
I believe him.
OMG. I don’t think it matters if that face is lying or not. Head explodes and all reason goes out the window
Kitty, I forgive you everything.
Let him go and give him a lifetime supply of snacks as compensation for wrongful arrest!
As long as I could feed the snacks to the fully-exonerated kitteh! How2 does the staff ever leave the house?
I would believe anything this cutie pie says! Looks just like my George.
Just adopted my mother’s kitten. I’ve already been saved from several rabid, angry rolls of toilet paper.
Also, I will never shower alone again. She loves to ‘catch’ the water droplets.
Congratulations! Sounds like you have an adorable bodyguard for life!
Congratulations! She sounds wonderful. And she’s a watch kitten! Can’t be too careful around those rolls of toilet paper,
Congrats! You’ve got a great protector, it sounds like!
Turned into a blathering idiot from that face. As to why we keep looking at you??? That beyond adorable face!!!! And I don’t care what you’ve done, mi casa es su casa.
I see you, you Marmie punk.