How To Operate Your Human

Chapter Seven: How to Initiate Play

Your human is likely to be attentive to your needs and interests and will only require a small amount of encouragement to engage in play with you. Simply rolling on your back, or bringing your human a preferred toy will often produce the desired result. However, for those humans who stay in bed all day binge-watching TV, a less subtle signal may be needed.

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13 thoughts on “How To Operate Your Human

  1. dubravkamcvmd July 19, 2021 / 6:45 pm

    This is astonishing and I think kitteh might have a career in major league baseball as a pitcher. Also human is lucky kitteh is small.

  2. Ricky & Bibi's Mom July 19, 2021 / 6:56 pm

    I’ve pretty much been that hoomin all this afternoon. Had my eyes dilated around noon EDT, still look like a Keane painting. I’ve been completely useless since I got home.

    • Dulcie July 19, 2021 / 8:06 pm

      “Keane painting” hee hee 🤣.
      Now that I’ve had my snicker, feel better soon R and B’s mom!

    • Murray C. July 19, 2021 / 9:21 pm

      I have had that experience recently and it does take some time for all to return to normal. I wish I had thought of a Keane Painting – I did stare at my husband and ask him if I looked especially friendly.

      • Ricky & Bibi's Mom July 20, 2021 / 10:01 am

        I’m fine today. But all yesterday afternoon and evening I felt like I had to see everything through a smear of Vaseline.™ The good news is there are no tears or breakages to my retina. The bad news is I’ll have to put up with the floaters a while longer, till they resolve on their own. Still, reading through cobwebs is at least a little better than reading through a haze of petroleum jelly.

  3. Dana July 19, 2021 / 7:13 pm

    That is quite a throw. Hope kitty doesn’t learn how to pick up beer bottles, dishes, knives, rocket launchers…

  4. Georgiana July 19, 2021 / 8:18 pm

    WOW!! Kitty’s got aim and speed!

  5. allein 🐾 July 19, 2021 / 8:32 pm

    How’d you get that black eye?

    Uh…my cat hit me in the face with a fish…

  6. Leigh July 19, 2021 / 9:38 pm

    Snoopy sheets!!!

    • Alice Shortcake July 20, 2021 / 7:09 am

      Questions:
      1) Is that a real fish?
      2) Why is there no sound? Because if ever a video cried out for a soundtrack, this video is that video.

  7. Debg July 19, 2021 / 9:51 pm

    Everything’s a toy when you’re a kitten.

  8. Emsthemonster July 20, 2021 / 3:45 pm

    The human forgot to tell the kitty: “No touchie the fishie”

    • allein 🐾 July 20, 2021 / 3:47 pm

      or, no tossie the fishie!

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