All’s Well that Ends Swell

Not That Mike The Other Mike

Every year, more and more dogs are falling victim to Poofy Head Syndrome, which occurs when they are carried in such a way that all of their poofiness gets squeezed into their heads. Prolonged exposure to PHS can lead to permanent effects such as floofy brain and overly pinchable cheeks. Sadly, there is no known cure, but you can help. Send any amount, no matter how large, to Totally Legit Poofy Head Institute, P.O. Box 92, Cayman Islands.

human squeezes dog to chest
Can’t… see… Too… much… floof… (Reddit)

So tragic, Andrew Y.

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7 thoughts on “All’s Well that Ends Swell”

  1. allein 🐾 July 21, 2021 / 5:34 pm

    “any amount, no matter how large”

    🤣🤣

  2. AJ July 21, 2021 / 5:36 pm

    Totally legit! And the Cayman Islands is next door to the US and such a reputable country when it comes to banking. I’m sending in a blank check to help out the poor doggos. What could go wrong??

  3. Luv Bunny July 21, 2021 / 5:40 pm

    I just want to squeeze that cute poofy head. I’m surprised the Poofy Head Institute didn’t request payment in money orders or gift cards. Surely, it’s legit.

    • Ricky & Bibi's Mom July 21, 2021 / 6:27 pm

      Maybe they take KitCoin?

      • Luv Bunny July 21, 2021 / 6:43 pm

        😸😸 or perhaps dogecoin.

        • allein 🐾 July 21, 2021 / 8:27 pm

          Definitely Dogecoin.

  4. Debg July 21, 2021 / 8:40 pm

    I would in fact like to pinch those floofy cheeks–obviously PHS can spread rapidly.

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