Nicest Guard Dog Ever

Hey, are you guys burglars? Like, for real burglars? That is so interesting! What exciting lives you must lead — casing the joint, getting in, grabbing the loot and getting out — my stars, I’d love to hear all about it! Oh, but where are my manners? May I offer you gentlemen some iced tea and mixed nuts? I could probably whip up some canapés, really it’s no trouble…

dog in front of sign warning 'sociable dog'
I’m just keeping ’em busy until the cops get here. (Reddit)
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10 thoughts on “Nicest Guard Dog Ever

  1. Murray C. August 11, 2021 / 5:14 pm

    Bring on the cuddling – what a way to go.

  2. allein 🐾 August 11, 2021 / 5:48 pm

    I’ll risk it…

  3. Dulcie August 11, 2021 / 6:49 pm

    That has to be my favorite color dog.
    Toasted Mocha? Melted Milk Chocolate?
    Nutella?

    • Dana August 11, 2021 / 8:33 pm

      Nutella! 🤣 That’s perfect!

      Nutella would also make a great name for a dog. Or a cat. Or a guinea pig. Ok, any animal…..except maybe a snake.

      • allein 🐾 August 11, 2021 / 8:41 pm

        Might be tasty with this snake…

        • Dulcie August 11, 2021 / 9:30 pm

          “Strawberry Short Snake”!!! 🤣🤣

      • Maxlover August 11, 2021 / 10:35 pm

        “Nutella” was the name the local humane society gave to a gorgeous Siamese cat my Mom adopted!

  4. Georgiana August 11, 2021 / 6:56 pm

    Do your worst sociable dog, I can take it!

  5. Debg August 11, 2021 / 9:42 pm

    Warning?!?!?!! Sounds like an invitation to me! I want to hang with you, Peanut.

  6. michael (not him) August 12, 2021 / 9:23 pm

    Anyone else hearing Bugs Bunny in their head?

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