A Lobster Tale

Yeah, I can still remember my ol’ Pop-Pop, the stories he’d tell. He’d set out on the boat with the men every morning before sunrise, come home with a big lobster tail in his mouth at night. We almost lost him on one of those trips. They were taking this wicked huge lobster from the traps and the thing slapped ol’ Pop-Pop ‘cross the face, knocked him clear off the boat. They scooped him up in a net, and after that he always says to me “That’s the difference between a good day and a bad day. Good day, you got lobstah in your mouth. Bad day, you got lobstah in your face.”

cat in front of painting of cat as fisherman
It’s a fine line, really. (Imgur)
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13 thoughts on “A Lobster Tale

  1. dubravkamcvmd August 31, 2021 / 1:18 pm

    Beautiful picture of aq beautiful cat. Lovely that there’s a portrait of a sea-faring ancestor. Ayyup!

  2. Murray C. August 31, 2021 / 1:46 pm

    “The Ghost and Mrs. Meowir”

    • Georgiana August 31, 2021 / 2:46 pm

      I remember that show, it always made me kind of sad that they could never get together because he was a ghost.

      • Ricky & Bibi's Mom August 31, 2021 / 6:27 pm

        Ever see the movie the show was based on? I loved Hope Lange and Edward Mulhare, but Gene Tierney and Rex Harrison are not to be sneezed at.

        • Alice Shortcake September 1, 2021 / 4:16 am

          I wouldn’t dream of sneezing at Rex Harrison.

  3. allein 🐾 August 31, 2021 / 1:54 pm

    Anyone else watch Late Night with Seth Meyers during lockdown? I wonder if Pop-Pop is the Sea Captain’s cat…

    (For those who don’t watch…he was doing the show from an attic (I believe at his in-laws’ house) for a while and incorporated some random stuff found in the house, including a wooden duck, a mermaid, several copies of The Thorn Birds, and the Sea Captain portrait. It was kinda hilarious and slightly absurdly disturbing….would fit right in here, frankly. The Sea Captain was voiced by Will Forte.)

    • Tara August 31, 2021 / 6:23 pm

      Oh Allein, ya beat me to it! 😆 This is exactly what I came to comment – I was immediately transported to Seth’s attic or parent’s home or where ever it was.

  4. AJ August 31, 2021 / 2:01 pm

    Who else was reading this in a Boston/Maine/Down Eastern voice?? Great story and great advice.

  5. fkaWaldenPond August 31, 2021 / 2:49 pm

    What a handsome sea captain ol-pop-pop was! My dear Clancy who lived to the wuse age of 16 was a retired sea captain. I miss that cat.

  6. Kar August 31, 2021 / 6:51 pm

    As long as we have a tub of melted butter and lemon, it’s a good day to have lobstah

    • Wuyizidi August 31, 2021 / 7:05 pm

      I want to see kitty prank Pop-Pop.

  7. Debg August 31, 2021 / 10:27 pm

    Everything about this post is fabulous, from the photo to Mike’s story to everybody’s comments.

  8. Alice Shortcake September 1, 2021 / 3:26 pm

    Well, prod me with a harpoon and call me Ishmael – that was a CLASSIC scrolldown!

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