Gather before me, doomed ones! Your precious chlorophyll cannot save you now! Once again I rise from my slumber to unleash a purifying kronch upon the Earth! All shall feel the wrath of The Almighty Kronchtar!
I Am Kronchtar, Destroyer of Leaves!
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AIIEEEEEEE!
I for one welcome our Kronchtar overlord!
Can we replace leaf blowers with Kronchtars?
I don’t know. Wouldn’t it look like Kronchtar is puking?
Go, Kronchtar, go! We need to put that dog’s image on mulchers everywhere.
Very much off topic, but…
Just got back from seeing the doctor. Biopsy results show that the lesions that were on my lungs are growing on my skin. This is NOT good. The treatment is supposed to stop the lesions, not let them go elsewhere. So I’m being sent for a lung CT, to check how they’re doing. The stupid lesions hurt like nothing I’ve ever felt before.
So. Not cancer, in case there was some curiosity about that. Just more of what I’ve been going through. What I wouldn’t give for a long hot bath and a full, non-medicated night’s sleep. I think I’ll send a letter to Santa asking for that.
Meanwhile, go, Kronchtar, go!
I am greatly relieved that it is not cancer. And terribly sorry that things are still going so very rotten for you. Wishing you a peaceful night’s sleep, medicated or no. And so is Bibi.
Duckie, it sounds miserable for you. Kronchtar is willing to share some leaves if that would help. Might be a bit slobbery if he gets there first.
I hope they figure out what’s going on. Sorry for everything you’re going through. Sending virtual hugs your way.
I’m so sorry the nightmare continues but very happy to learn it’s not cancer.
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Agree with everyone else, at least some good news. Would love a full nights sleep too.
How about a warm cup of tea instead?
Glad its not cancer but sending hugs and good wishes for a solution!
I hope the doctors figure this out for you soon, Duckie, so that you can devote your entire Santa letter to FUN things!
Oh Duckie. I can imagine how much you are just yearning for some comfort already!!! Wish I had a magic wand.
So sorry Duckie to hear about continued pains but glad that it’s not cancer. Always frustrating when the body rebels and doctors can’t seem to figure out how to treat it.
Doggy reminds me of happy days as a kid jumping in and tossing around the leafs. Don’t think I did any kronching but can’t guarantee it as you know kids have a tendency to try everything.
I think I might like to do some gentle kronching on Kronchtar. Very gentle, like baby Fiona leg kronsche.