(Look at them. They don’t fool me with their frivolous banter. I know what they want. I can feel their covetous eyes glancing at me in between their sips of tea and nibbles upon biscuits. They all want my banana pepper. Well, they can’t have it.)
Pensive Pupper Picked a Pepper
I just had some bell peppers…
He can keep the pepper if I can skritch that round head.
That pupper is very serious about his pepper.
I had to look up banana peppers (never had one) but the interwebs tell me they aren’t hot so I say he can keep it.