The Cutetropolis Police Department has offered a reward for the capture of the notorious Blackie Brothers, wanted for chair shredding, ankle biting, hairball hocking, terrier terrorizing, hustling, tussling, cattle rustling, vandalism, visigothism, possession of catnip, petty theft, sarcastic theft, zoomies in excess of 70 MPH, unlawful assembly, unlawful disassembly, and transportation of an ostrich across state lines for morally questionable purposes.
I’ll bail them out!
Wow, that’s quite a rap sheet..!
I won’t ask what they were trying to do with the ostrich.
I’d like to see these 70mph zoomies, though…
I know I should be terrified of these miscreants but I’m crying with laughter over here. And do I even want to know – transportation of an ostrich across state lines for morally questionable purposes. Plus unlawful disassembly. Talk about bad to the bone. When caught, I sentence them to house arrest at my house!
No evidence remaining of any catnip possession. I’m sure that stomach pumping would be illegal to find said evidence.
Why do I hear Harvey Korman’s voice? 🙂
“Unlawful disassembly” 😂 Isn’t EVERY cat guilty of that??
Hmm yes, much easier to prosecute than the greater charge of wonton destruction.
😂🤣😆
“… petty theft, sarcastic theft …” 🤣🤣🤣
That was my favorite, too!
Me too!🤣
As a native French speaker I’m tickled by visigothism, it’s like something I could have read in an Astérix book back when they were written by Goscinny and Uderzo.
I am reading a new history of the middle ages and there was mention of the visigoths.
Ha, thanks to Mike, today I learned Vandals and Visigoths are two of the six early German tribes that clashed with the Roman Empire: https://www.history.com/.amp/news/who-were-the-goths-and-vandals
🤔🧐😄
We’ve got to upvote this to 1st place thus far for 2022.
Oh geez, that one does have some catitude and the other one, says “so there, too bad”. Seems they’ve been up to a lot of mayhem and mischief. Some I’m not surprised about and some, of quite questionable behavior. So who is going to round them up?
I hope the ostrich is somewhere safe and ready to testify.
I just realized….they’re accused of everything except whapping. How is that possible? Maybe it’s a given. Whapping surely must have occurred during “terrier terrorizing” or “unlawful disassembly”.
Aggravated whapping?
I’m offering myself for defence lawyer for them. It’s a series of false accusations, based on the fact that they’re black cats. If they were orange , there would be quite different false accusations.
Power’s on.
Scabs off.
Hubby brought home pizza for supper.
Life is temporarily great.
“there would be quite different false accusations.”
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Obviously bad to the bone. I luff them.
I’ll catch them! I hope the bounty is copious cuddles.
House panthers!!! Of course they are guilty of all charges and I sentence them to non-stop skritchies, cuddles and snuggles!