Looking for an exciting new drink recipe to liven up your next party? Try this new cocktail called The Birdbath, consisting of two parts gin, one part tonic or selzer, dash of bitters, and garnish with bird.
I’ll just have a club soda, Andrew Y.
Bird Shot
Yeah….I’m really not a fan of gin, thanks.
Ummm… just don’t drink the things that look like cloves.
First one: Gin finch. Second one: Finch gin. Third one: Fin ginch (hic). Fourth one: Grinch. Fifth onnnnn… zzzzz.
Finch looks like he’s been sampling his bath water.
Not cloves, juniper berries. Right?
I gotta hand it to the Reddit commenter who called it Birb-in.
Birbin. That person wins the internet today.
Stirred, not shaken.
I can’t even. That’s it, I’m swearing off drinking since the umbrella in my umbrella drink now looks like a bird.
Birb legs look even funnier underwater. Or alcohol.
Weirdest twizzle sticks ever.