All Is in Readiness, Evil One

“The cat toys have been carefully arranged across the staircase for the humans to trip over. Their expensive new curtains have been thoroughly shredded. And I have personally fouled the inside of each slipper. What now is thy bidding, master?”

cat looks at black cat
You have done well, apprentice. Stand by the air raid siren and await my signal. (Twitter)
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9 thoughts on “All Is in Readiness, Evil One

  1. allein 🐾 February 7, 2022 / 3:07 pm

    That is the scariest closet I’ve ever seen.

    • Ricky & Bibi's Mom February 7, 2022 / 4:55 pm

      Clearly you’ve never seen any place I’ve lived. Or Fibber McGee, for that matter.

  2. Ricky & Bibi's Mom February 7, 2022 / 3:53 pm

    *snerk*

  3. Blue Footed Booby February 7, 2022 / 4:11 pm

    Kitty is about to be eaten by a grue.

  4. DEBG February 7, 2022 / 4:25 pm

    Minions gotta minion. The gray kitty gets an A for effort.

  5. Georgiana February 7, 2022 / 5:25 pm

    My cats find these kind of jokes offensives, they assure me that cats are not evil.
    Just because you find something gooey in your shoe you automatically accuse the poor innocent cat, that’s feline profiling and it has to stop.

  6. fkaWaldenPond February 7, 2022 / 7:28 pm

    Oh come on Cutropolian’s what’s with the down-votes? We all need an old school not-real villain once a while! 😀

    • Georgiana February 7, 2022 / 7:57 pm

      It wasn’t from me!

  7. AJ February 7, 2022 / 8:26 pm

    Bww ha ha ha. It’s Emperor Palpatine in cat form. I laughed so hard at this I was glad that I was working remote this afternoon. Otherwise my co-workers would really wonder about me.

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