“So, you would like to spend a relaxing afternoon on my sofa, do you? All who pass this way must appease me with an offering of sausages! And a biscuit. Oh, and since you’re going to the kitchen anyway…”
It Is I, the Sofa Troll!
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I used to work with a girl who had neighbors who traveled a lot and she would dog-sit their two schnauzers. She had a few parties (they allowed it) and she kept a package of Snausages near the door so everyone could pay the cover charge to the male dog. (The girl was shy and usually stayed in the bedroom.)
I wouldn’t mind encountering this troll. I have some leftover rotisserie chicken in the fridge…
Lol… from the reddit post:
“My boyfriend surprised me with a puppy last week. We bought him so many toys, but nothing has entertained him as much as our ottoman.”
Sounds about right.
Cutest troll I’ve ever seen.
I would love a sofa troll!
Words I never thought I’d utter: OMG!111!!1! I want to snorgle that troll so much!
I’d just bring him the entire kitchen. Love those blue, blue eyes.