So a Wombat and a Duck Walk Into a Diner

And the wombat says “Gimme a bunch of nuts and seeds, and put it on his bill.”

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14 thoughts on “So a Wombat and a Duck Walk Into a Diner

  1. allein 🐾 March 2, 2022 / 11:51 am

    I live in the Diner Capital of the World…where is this one? I’ll take a road trip…

  2. Duckie 🐥 March 2, 2022 / 12:09 pm

    So the waitress put all the nuts and seeds on the duck’s bill, and he ate them and was content.

    • allein 🐾 March 2, 2022 / 12:33 pm

      Not much of a punchline, but it’s adorable.

      • Arne March 2, 2022 / 12:58 pm

        It’s a dad joke. Dad jokes don’t have a punchline, they just fade away…

    • Sedro6 March 2, 2022 / 7:57 pm

      🙄

  3. Georgiana March 2, 2022 / 12:34 pm

    I’m not entirely sure why the man is comparing this cute wombat to a hard doormat because that’s what he says in French, “aussi dur qu’un paillasson”.

      • Debg March 2, 2022 / 2:35 pm

        Sweet heavens, that was fantastic. “Marvelous murder-cheeks” indeed!

        • fkaWaldenPond March 2, 2022 / 7:04 pm

          Agreed entirely Debg, thank you for that public service announcement. Georgiana you know those bristle doormats? Maybe wombat’s forehead has the same texture.

  4. Ricky & Bibi's Mom March 2, 2022 / 1:05 pm

    “Don’t forget to tip your server … I’ll be here all week!”

  5. AJ March 2, 2022 / 2:13 pm

    Pawsies!!! Love the pawsies with pointy bits.

  6. Debg March 2, 2022 / 2:32 pm

    I’m not sure whether I’d prefer to be the hoomin or the wombat in this scenario.

    Also why aren’t we discussing that rocking “wet look” hairstyle on the wombat? Good use of hair gel! I want to meet its stylist!

  7. Duckie 🐥 March 2, 2022 / 4:50 pm

    Only tangentially related: Duckie just stuck her tongue out to lick her beak, and I completely lost it. First ever Cute Overload.
    Ded

    • debg March 2, 2022 / 6:01 pm

      It never occurred to me that birds might lick their beaks. I don’t often remember that birds have tongues.

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