And the wombat says “Gimme a bunch of nuts and seeds, and put it on his bill.”
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And the wombat says “Gimme a bunch of nuts and seeds, and put it on his bill.”
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I live in the Diner Capital of the World…where is this one? I’ll take a road trip…
So the waitress put all the nuts and seeds on the duck’s bill, and he ate them and was content.
Not much of a punchline, but it’s adorable.
It’s a dad joke. Dad jokes don’t have a punchline, they just fade away…
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I’m not entirely sure why the man is comparing this cute wombat to a hard doormat because that’s what he says in French, “aussi dur qu’un paillasson”.
Well, they do have those armored butts that they use to block their burrow entrances..
https://theoatmeal.com/comics/wombats
Sweet heavens, that was fantastic. “Marvelous murder-cheeks” indeed!
Agreed entirely Debg, thank you for that public service announcement. Georgiana you know those bristle doormats? Maybe wombat’s forehead has the same texture.
“Don’t forget to tip your server … I’ll be here all week!”
Pawsies!!! Love the pawsies with pointy bits.
I’m not sure whether I’d prefer to be the hoomin or the wombat in this scenario.
Also why aren’t we discussing that rocking “wet look” hairstyle on the wombat? Good use of hair gel! I want to meet its stylist!
Only tangentially related: Duckie just stuck her tongue out to lick her beak, and I completely lost it. First ever Cute Overload.
Ded
It never occurred to me that birds might lick their beaks. I don’t often remember that birds have tongues.