Gentlemen, today is indeed a sad day here at the Jowl Society, for today we learn that our own Brother Louie has returned to us wearing the Cone of Shame. As if this indignity were not enough, we further learn that he is, to put it delicately, no longer whole. Friends, who among us would turn his back on our brother in his hour of loss and sorrow? Shall we stoop to petty mockery of his affliction? Eventually we will, sure, but right now let’s have a moment of silence and then open the bar.
Just when I think I’ve read what was probably your funniest post, you come up with yet another one.
You, Mike, are a national – nay, universal – treasure. You provide laughter and a community for so many. Thank you!
Aw, poor Louie.
The one in the middle looked sad at first glance, but then I realized he seems to be side-eyeing poor Louie.
The members of the Jowl Society do look saddened by Brother Louie’s loss.
“Jowls, but no Jewels” LOL!!!!
“Jowls but no Jewls”?
It’s ok, Brother Louie. At least you’re not wearing a green bib.
Another gem from Mike. 🤣🤣
I thought the point of the story was that the, er, gems are gone…
Absolute brilliance!! This is every service organization meeting I’ve ever gone to – words, and more words, then let’s open the bar. And poor Brother Louie looks so sad about his missing pieces. Glad he has his Jowl brothers to commiserate with.
Misery loves company. Bulldog societies are so supportive!
Ah, poor Brother Louie …
Love that comment about petty mockery:
Eventually we will, sure,