Cutetropolis Police Blotter

Not That Mike The Other Mike

Yesterday evening, the Cutetropolis Police Department apprehended Bront Flufflemeyer, wanted for multiple violations including furniture destruction, canine assault and battery, and stealing food from the kitchen counter. Mr. Flufflemeyer is currently awaiting trial in the Rubbermaid State Prison.

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11 thoughts on “Cutetropolis Police Blotter”

  1. AJ March 31, 2022 / 3:58 pm

    Pawshank Redemption 2. He certainly doesn’t look very sorry either.

    • Dana March 31, 2022 / 8:06 pm

      Haha!! šŸ˜‚

  2. Georgiana March 31, 2022 / 4:00 pm

    It wasn’t me, it was the one arm man!

  3. Dulcie March 31, 2022 / 4:13 pm

    Rubbermaid Prison ain’t gonna hold me…

  4. EA+Gorman March 31, 2022 / 4:20 pm

    “Cutetropolis Police Blotter” needs to be a regular feature and category. This little criminal looks so adorable.

    • Dana March 31, 2022 / 8:06 pm

      Omg, yes please!

    • Debg March 31, 2022 / 9:43 pm

      I vote for that too!

  5. allein šŸ¾ March 31, 2022 / 4:40 pm

    Rubbermaid State Prison….šŸ¤£

  6. Duckie šŸ„ March 31, 2022 / 4:49 pm

    Like AJ, Iā€™m not picking up on much remorse here.
    What is that by his foot?

    • allein šŸ¾ March 31, 2022 / 4:50 pm

      Kinda looks like one of those wool dryer balls…

  7. Kar March 31, 2022 / 10:42 pm

    And that’s just what they were able to get on tape. He can beat this wrap as long as:

    The canary doesn’t sing.
    His ‘alibi,’ the bunny, doesn’t rabbit.
    The goat kids keep their bleeting mouths shut.
    No one finds out about his mole in the DA’s office…

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