Schrödinger Systems, Inc. is pleased to announce the most powerful computer your business can own: The DualState 3000™, featuring quad-core processors, high-speed RAM, and our exclusive feature, QAT (Quantum Access Technology), which doubles processing power by existing in two states at once.
Kitteh’s Zen expression gives me confidence in the innovative technology.
That loaf looks slightly underdone.
I have a feeling this computer is going to be very temperamental and only work when it feels like it or if you’re looking up tuna.
Snort laugh! 😂
But it only works if you don’t look inside the case and find out what state it is in!
“Schrodinger Technology” 🤣😂🤣
I realize the other side panel is likely off too, but I have this mental image of kitty gingerly backing into the little niche like a hermit crab moving into a new home.
I read the text three times, trying to figure out how this was going to go. I guessed a cat was involved, but the toast really threw me.
Loved the QAT, pronounced “cat”.
I’m pretty sure that’s actually a CPU (Central Purring Unit.)
😀
Finally we’re putting the limitless resource that is the cat’s ambivalence to productive use.
Don’t you have to keep opening the case and then shutting it again, so QAT can go in and out?