Tongue-out Transylvanian

In his moldering coffin deep within the catacombs of his forbidding castle, the ancient vampire sleeps. So fearsome is he that none of his upstairs servants will dare to approach his place of rest. Consequently, nobody tells him that he sleeps with his tongue poking out just a leetle bit and it tends to make him look silly.

Sleeping bat with tongue poking out just a little bit
Really spoils the whole goth aesthetic. (Imgur)
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10 thoughts on “Tongue-out Transylvanian

  1. Tara April 26, 2022 / 5:56 pm

    🀣🀣🀣Thank you Mike! This is just the silly story I needed this evening. ❀️

  2. Ricky & Bibi's Mom April 26, 2022 / 6:03 pm

    Who’s a cute widdu vampiah? YOU is!

  3. Georgiana April 26, 2022 / 6:05 pm

    I love bats and I think they are cute and a bat with a little bit of tongue poking out is even cuter. πŸ¦‡πŸ¦‡

  4. Dulcie April 26, 2022 / 6:25 pm

    Very Draculette. πŸ’•πŸ˜

  5. Ricky & Bibi's Mom April 26, 2022 / 6:34 pm

    Bleah! Bleah! Blep! I vant to drrrrrink yourrrr banana smoothie!

  6. AJ April 26, 2022 / 6:49 pm

    He’s not silly, he’s blissed out. And SQUEEEEEEEEE!!!!! That lil pink tongue poking out has done me in. I have turned into such a bat fan, they are so amazing.

  7. Birdlady26 April 26, 2022 / 6:59 pm

    Tongue out Tuesday.

  8. Duckie πŸ₯ April 26, 2022 / 8:41 pm

    He can come and nibble on my neck.

  9. Kar April 26, 2022 / 11:54 pm

    I really want to pat him on the head.

    • BB/VA April 27, 2022 / 7:00 am

      Yes, he needs a little skritch between his ears.

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