Most workplace accidents can be avoided simply by adhering to these three basic safety principles:
- Do not allow the cat to operate the forklift.
- If you must allow the cat to operate the forklift, do not allow loads more than six feet tall.
- If you must allow loads more than six feet tall, do not leave the boss’ Lamborghini parked in the shipping area.
That’s funny. Where’s OSHA when you need them?
My first thought too. And no, a cat should not be operating a fork lift.
4. If you must leave the boss’s Lamborghini parked in the shipping area, do not be there yourself. Be somewhere across town while the cat is operating the forklift.
PS Duckie is playing with her toys, so I think she’s found her balance.
Yay Little Duckie! I hate when I’m off balance.
Glad little Duckie’s balance is better. I can identify and I don’t even have feathers. I may be bird brained at times, but that’s another matter.
Cats and forklifts are never a good combo. One skippity pap to a lever, and that machine goes completely out of control.
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Shouldn’t the forklift be called the “Hiss-ter 50??”