What the Fhtagn?

Doctor, what horrors haunt my dreams. Night upon night, confounding visions of realms beyond human comprehension. Ghastly creatures, neither angel nor demon, driving my mind to madness. And behind them all, a brutish, hulking monster who hungers for my soul. ‘Tis only a dream, I tell myself as I cling to sanity. But is it?

Cat Yawns underneath large stuffed octopus
AAAAAAUUUGGGHHHH! (Twitter)
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14 thoughts on “What the Fhtagn?

  1. Elizabeth May 3, 2022 / 1:43 pm

    That eye…is disturbing. I love how cats yawn at just the right moment.

    (Kind of feels like the strangling grasp of SCOTUS right now. Sigh.)

    • allein🐾 May 3, 2022 / 1:49 pm

      Sometimes I wish I was dreaming…

    • Murray C. May 3, 2022 / 1:55 pm

      Amen.

    • Debg May 3, 2022 / 3:17 pm

      Yes, yes, and yes.

  2. AJ May 3, 2022 / 2:47 pm

    Bwaaa ha ha! I have you in my clutches now Mr. Bond. Definitely need this laugh with all the crap going on in the world.

    I really feel like I’m living through a dystopian nightmare of late – war, division of countries along idealogical lines, pulling back of hard won rights, etc. I swear if you know who gets elected in 2024, we’ll be living a version of the Handmaid’s Tale. And then to top off all the usual bad news, just found out my BILs, who had to vacate when their apartment complex was hit by a tornando about a month ago, got scammed on their new place. Lost all the money given to the new “landlord”, almost $3K. Now there are no funds to rent another place and rental insurance is only paying for the hotel until tomorrow. Might have to wire some money or pay the hotel bill so they don’t end up on the street. Especially since both are disabled – one with developmental issues and the other physically. Seems like my Tuesday has turned into a Monday. Thanks for letting me vent folks.

    • Debg May 3, 2022 / 3:18 pm

      I’m so sorry about your BILs. That sucks beyond words. Do they have any way to recover the money, say through a lawsuit?

      • AJ May 3, 2022 / 3:28 pm

        Maybe. This just happened today so they still need to file a police report and/or get Legal Aid involved. I hope they find the moron, we have a name on the lease but as I told my husband, who knows if that’s even correct.

        • Dulcie May 3, 2022 / 3:58 pm

          😠😡😫 Why oh why? What makes people like that?? And Karma doesn’t get you the satisfaction you need today!

    • Kar May 3, 2022 / 9:01 pm

      There is a special hell for people who scam the desperate.

    • Georgiana May 4, 2022 / 8:05 am

      I wish I believed in Hell so I knew that people like that would end up there.

  3. Debg May 3, 2022 / 3:19 pm

    I love that stuffie and want to get one for my cats. I made them a fish bed once.

  4. Alice Shortcake May 4, 2022 / 2:49 am

    ‘Tis both squamous and eldritch…

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