Tap Dancing Goats on a Boat!

Gentle readers, this video will change your life. Not because it features dozens of scampering playful goats, and not because said goats leap and clatter atop an inverted dinghy. Thanks to this video’s simple yet exuberant title, you now have the perfect family-friendly expletive to use when you stub your toe: Tap dancing goats on a boat!

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14 thoughts on “Tap Dancing Goats on a Boat!

  1. Ricky & Bibi's Mom June 7, 2022 / 5:28 pm

    Great Caesar’s ghost!
    Sufferin’ succotash!
    No! Bicarbonate of soda! No!
    Tap-dancing goats on a boat!

  2. AJ June 7, 2022 / 5:54 pm

    My life is now complete because I have now seen everything. This is beyond adorable.

  3. Elizabeth June 7, 2022 / 6:03 pm

    Okay, you had me at the headline, but check out the black and white kid in the foreground at 1:28. He has the face of a puppy on his side.

    • Catwhisperer June 8, 2022 / 12:49 pm

      Wow! That’s some next-level observation, right there!! Even when I knew what I was looking for, it took me a minute.

  4. Kar June 7, 2022 / 6:14 pm

    1. You can practically see the thought bubble in that cat’s head:

    Oh dear lor, not those pesky kids again!

    2. Love how the mama’s are cool strolling all like “Kids, we’re on land, that boat’s not going anywhere.”

    3. Pretty sure that they’ve been booked for next cruise season on Carnival. May or may not be in the Mermaid theater.

    • allein🐾 June 7, 2022 / 7:48 pm

      Kitty’s just like, “I’m outta here!”

      • Debg June 7, 2022 / 10:01 pm

        That exit was epic.

  5. Murray C. June 7, 2022 / 6:20 pm

    Bunch o’ hoofers.

  6. Dubravkamcvmd June 7, 2022 / 6:32 pm

    It looks like they really like the sound they make.

  7. Georgiana June 7, 2022 / 6:48 pm

    I’ll add “Tap-dancing goats on a boat!” to my usual “For the love of little green apples!”

  8. 6rabbits June 7, 2022 / 8:15 pm

    The last baby out of the barn who did a flip-kick!😄

  9. Diane in los angeles June 7, 2022 / 11:57 pm

    The goats are cute. The phrase is GENIUS! I am practicing it so I can reach for it in moments of stress when not-so-small children may be in the vicinity.

  10. Michael June 8, 2022 / 2:13 am

    Goats instinctively want to jump up on top of everything. Survival advantage of better visibility, I guess. In the words of Obaaaa-Wan Kenobaaaa, “I have the high ground!”

  11. Alice Shortcake June 8, 2022 / 6:11 am

    So much cuter than snakes on a plane…

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