Gentle readers, once again we must briefly suspend our normal regimen of japes and tomfoolery to address a serious issue: Horse Costume Syndrome, a rare condition in which the front and back halves of a household pet wander in different directions. Those who suffer don’t know which direction to go and they feel broken up about it. With your generous support, we can look ahead to a day when this problem is behind us.
Have we tried super glue, Tina M.?
What a great picture! Front half kitteh’s expression is perfect for the joke.
Are you in or out…?
Where do I send my money to fund research on this debilitating condition? And is there a group that works to get both ends reunited? Would microchipping the tail help?
Long cat is LOOOOOONGGGGGGG.
Picture is funny, comments too! And if you look realllly close, you can see the footsies of the correct other halfs under the chair skirt. Boy, do I remember the days of pulling kittens out of chairs, it was literally a three ring circus.
I think there’s a slinky behind the chair skirt.
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Is my butt really that big?