Beware of Cat Assassins!

Although you may feel safe and secure, you could any moment fall victim to a cat assassin. Masters of concealment, these deadly fiends can hide in unexpected places, with nothing to give them away as they await their perfect moment to strike.

cat hides in exposed rafters
Just pay no attention to the tail… (Reddit)

Nowhere is safe, Andrew Y.

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8 thoughts on “Beware of Cat Assassins!

  1. AJ September 19, 2022 / 3:39 pm

    Why am I hearing the theme to Mission Impossible in my head??

  2. Allein 🐾 September 19, 2022 / 3:40 pm

    New Mission Impawsible movie?

    • Georgiana September 19, 2022 / 4:01 pm

      Yes with Tomcat Cruise in the lead role.

  3. Dubravkamcvmd September 19, 2022 / 4:19 pm

    The fluffy belleh takes away a bit from the deadly assassin cred.

    • kermit September 19, 2022 / 4:28 pm

      That’s the bait.

      • Debg September 19, 2022 / 5:15 pm

        It’s working on me. I really want to snorgle that belleh.

  4. Kar September 19, 2022 / 10:28 pm

    With Cat-Like Tread….

  5. Marianne September 19, 2022 / 11:43 pm

    The newest members of the Assassins Guild of Ankh-Morpork. Remember A-M does not believe in Speciesism!

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