From beyond the farthest reaches of our galaxy, there came a plague of monsters out to enslave all humankind — the Brain Eaters! Latching onto their unsuspecting victims, these vile leeches feed on their cerebral energy, transforming them into mindless contented… Wait, that sounds nice, actually.
Where do I find one? I could use a little contentment…
Could they attack certain members of Congress? Just sayin’…
I think they already have.
Yeah, I was about to say, wishing for Congress to be more brainless seems like a real monkey’s paw deal.
I think this worked a little too well.
Is that an adaptation of Heinlein’s The Puppet Masters? I think they made the aliens a little too cute.
“Feeds on cerebral energy?” Phew. I’m safe.
So am I, more’s the pity. I’d love to be as contented as that pup.