“Oh, hello there! I was just thinking about getting you a gift for your birthday — what date is that, by the way? Maybe something in your favorite color — blue, wasn’t it? Yellow? And also get something for your sweet little old mother — what’s her maiden name again?”
[looks at that sweet face]
Shut up and take my money!
Why, yes, my favorite color is blue! What a sweetheart you are to remember! My birthday’s not until October but it never hurts to shop early.
Oh but my birthday is only in September, the 32nd to be exact and actually my favorite colour is ultraviolet and mom left Saint Nowhere years ago.
It’s a tossup between Georgiana’s plan and tossing my money and my bank card at that sweet baby. With such an innocent face, definitely can’t be up to no good.
I’m pretty sure the password isn’t mbnghuvm.
Hello. I am a professional hacker. I have compromising video from your webcam of you doing naughty things your human will not like. Send $1200 in catnip coin immediately or I will send copies to your contact list. What do you mean you don’t even have a webcam?
Don’t give this kitty ideas!🤣