I Bring An Offering

Not That Mike The Other Mike

Oh great and merciful goddess of the house, bringer of kibble, sprinkler of catnip, keeper of the sacred yarn balls, whose warm lap gives respite from the cold, whose gentle fingers scritch that spot behind our ears we can’t quite reach, please accept these humble tokens of my esteem.

Cat looks up at you, next to items from trash.
Stole ’em outta the trash myself. (Reddit)
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4 thoughts on “I Bring An Offering”

  1. allein 🐾 January 10, 2023 / 2:02 pm

    I want to put the bow on kitty’s head…

  2. Dubravkamcvmd January 10, 2023 / 3:06 pm

    Looks like my Honeybee, gone more than 30 years

  3. Georgiana January 10, 2023 / 4:33 pm

    My cats are not bringer of gifts they are more stealer of stuff they are not supposed to touch. Minnie loves to steal packet of tissue out of my purse and for Skye it’s an obsession with stealing pens.

  4. Kar January 10, 2023 / 9:49 pm

    After years of placating my household felines, I am uncomfortable with this reversal of a cat being a supplicant.

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