Know the Warning Signs of Sprinkles

Do you or a loved one suffer from sprinkles? Although sprinkles can be treated with Placeben, early detection is the key to prevention, so contact your doctor if you exhibit any of these symptoms:

  • Frosting addiction
  • Mysterious calliope music
  • Inability to count past 9
  • “Jazz ears”
  • Uncontrollable sashaying
  • Adverse reaction to the words “brouhaha,” “shenanigans,” “rhombus,” or “synergy.”

A public service from concerned citizen Tina M.

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11 thoughts on “Know the Warning Signs of Sprinkles

  1. Georgiana March 2, 2023 / 3:07 pm

    That a really bad case I think puppy needs to be taken out of his current environment and be sent directly to my house to have any chance of getting better.

  2. DEBG March 2, 2023 / 3:21 pm

    Wait I thought sprinkles suffers now had hope! I’m so confused.

  3. allein ๐Ÿพ March 2, 2023 / 3:26 pm

    What a perfectly pink pupper…

  4. AJ March 2, 2023 / 4:03 pm

    Ack!!! This post is amazing!! I didn’t think anything could ever top the original Sprinkles post but this comes close. That look, it’s like “What. What are you looking at, this totally normal.”

  5. Dubravkamcvmd March 2, 2023 / 5:07 pm

    A very advanced case of Sprinkles

  6. Dubravkamcvmd March 2, 2023 / 7:36 pm

    I would like to meet someone suffering from โ€œuncontrollable sashaying โ€œ

  7. fkaWaldenPond March 2, 2023 / 8:07 pm

    Placeben is the finest OG! Ozempup, I hear helps with sprinkles too.

  8. Gail Pierson March 3, 2023 / 6:25 am

    Tee hee- Jazz Ears! ๐Ÿ™‚

  9. ^oo^ March 3, 2023 / 11:24 am

    Let’s hope there is never a cure.

  10. Birdlady26 March 3, 2023 / 3:45 pm

    ๐Ÿ‘ป๐Ÿซถ๐Ÿปโœ‹๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿซฆ๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘…

  11. Jeannine Pope March 3, 2023 / 6:45 pm

    Somehow I think the mysterious calliope music happens at the same time as the uncontrollable sashaying. Goddess, I hope so. I want to be there when that happens.

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