People have long suspected their cats were trying to kill them. Not only is this true, but they actually train to become household assassins. In rare photos smuggled from the secretive training center, would-be killers learn stealth, sneak attacks and other deadly techniques. In this photo, first-year students practice the often fatal “sleeping on stairs at 3 AM” method for tripping victims.
You get an “A”! And you get an “A”!! I think the whole class passed this course. That is one lethal walk down the stairs. If you don’t trip, ya gotta watch out for all those tails.
I think I count 22?
I think my cat Storm is a former graduate of this school.
Going up: stairway to heaven
Going down: stairway to the hospital
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That giant marmie third step up 😍
Heaven help you if you shake a treat bag!
haha!
When I was little, I had a book about kids rolling over in bed, rolling too far and falling out. I hope no one tossed and turned during their respective naps here. Would be treacherous.