Our Microscopic World

Within the tiniest droplet live microscopic creatures known as parameowcium, shown in this magnified image. Their name derives from para, meaning “pair of,” meow, meaning “meow,” and cium, as in “I can barely see ’em.”

Two kittens intertwined
Here, a positive marmitron pairs with a negative tabbitron. (Imgur)

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9 thoughts on “Our Microscopic World

  1. AJ March 31, 2023 / 3:29 pm

    If they had science like this when I was in school, I might have been more interested, less confused, and passed with flying colors. Plus bonus! You get to cuddle the experiments.

  2. allein 🐾 March 31, 2023 / 3:32 pm

    I should have gone into microbiology…

  3. Dubravkamcvmd March 31, 2023 / 3:41 pm

    Is it possible that my body contains some of these microscopic parsmeowcium? Huh? Huh?

  4. Alice Shortcake March 31, 2023 / 3:41 pm

    I would respectfully submit that these entities are in fact juvenile elementary particles photographed by MAGIC (Most Amazingly Gorgeous Images of Cuteness). Here we see an up quark and a down quark held together by an invisible gluon. They appear to be capable of spin and demonstrate charm – and strangeness, given that they differ from the usual colours of red, blue and green. It is reasonable to assume that they recently experienced a high energy collision.

    Dr Alice Shortcake, Professor of Barely Understood Physics at the University of Wikipedia

    • allein 🐾 March 31, 2023 / 4:06 pm

      The energy seems to quickly dissipate after collision.

    • AJ March 31, 2023 / 6:01 pm

      👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻😅😆😅👏🏻

  5. Dulcie March 31, 2023 / 5:04 pm

    Love it Mike!
    Marmitron and Tabbitron. 🤭
    Dr. Shortcake…👍

  6. Duckie 🐥 March 31, 2023 / 9:00 pm

    I would LOVE to write a science textbook based on Cutetropolis theories.

    • DEBG March 31, 2023 / 9:29 pm

      I would read it! Dr. Shortcake has to contribute too.

      Also squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

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