The idea of the world on the back of a turtle appears in the mythology of many cultures. A lesser-known corollary is that the universe consists of a vast quantity of such turtle-worlds, all balanced on the nose of a golden retriever named Buddy.
Know Your Ancient Mythological Beliefs
I believe.
Waiting for the Rapture . . .
Makes as much sense as any other belief and is much cuter!
OKAY!! These are End Times I can be enthusiastic about!
That would make me sneeze for sure.
It may be the End Times but at least Buddy’s nose won’t be itchy any more and isn’t that what is most important.
This be heresy – for lo, Buddy came to me in a dream and told me IT’S RETRIEVERS ALL THE WAY DOWN!