Grogu Goes to the Bark Side

There is a disturbance in the Force. According to reader Aaaa Bbbb, the beloved French bulldog Grogu has been seduced by the Bark Side:

In a tragedy fit for a space opera, Grogu has fallen to the dark side! His eyes have taken on a red glow. He has pledged his loyalty to a Sith master and demands to be addressed as Darth Tuberous. His new ride is an Imperial TIE Fighter. He finds my lack of treats disturbing and I’m pretty sure he’s going to force choke me in my sleep!

French bulldog looks at camera with glowing red eyes
If only you knew the power of the Bark Side.
French bulldog looks at camera with glowing red eyes.
I have altered the carpet. Pray I do not alter it any further.

(What’s really going on here– dogs with the coco gene have eyes that glow red in the camera flash. The TIE fighter is his Halloween costume. I’m hoping he gets to wear it on a visit to the veterans’ home where he can cheer up the residents and staff!)

French bulldog wears costume inspired by TIE fighter from Star Wars.
Gonna run around going “Pew! Pew! Pew!”
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9 thoughts on “Grogu Goes to the Bark Side

  1. allein 🐾 September 13, 2023 / 1:04 pm

    Well, I hear the bark side has cookies, so I can’t say I blame him…

  2. Duckie 🐥 September 13, 2023 / 1:42 pm

    Darth Tuberous?!?!
    Just got more exercise roflmaoing than I do climbing stairs! Thanks, Mike.

  3. 6rabbits September 13, 2023 / 2:08 pm

    That outfit is perfect!

  4. AJ September 13, 2023 / 2:25 pm

    I love everything about this. He makes the “Bark” side cute, I’ll willingly become an apprentice with Darth Tuberous (ROFLing at that one). And that costume is so adorable. Hope he can go and cheer up the everyone at the home. Here’s a link to my two’s “costume” and I have a similar t-shirt so we’ll be matchingkins at Halloween this year.

    https://tinyurl.com/ThorValkyerie

    • Georgiana September 13, 2023 / 3:11 pm

      What an adorable Hocus Pocus costume!

    • AB September 13, 2023 / 5:38 pm

      Sweet pup! I love matching doggie outfits.

  5. Jeannine Pope September 13, 2023 / 7:48 pm

    Where is Rey? Sith always travel in pairs, plus she deserves cookies, too. She can be bad for a little while! Then they can both be cuddled into goodness again.

    • AB September 13, 2023 / 8:01 pm

      She’s doing well, but she’s a black and tan, not coco and tan like Grogu, so her eyes don’t do the fun red glow. She has a C3PO harness to wear. I should snap a pic of her, too!

      • DEBG September 13, 2023 / 10:34 pm

        Yes PLEASE! Grogu looks so evil, it’s adorable.

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