Ill-suited For the Job

The first time my parents took me to Kittyworld, I got a hug from Missy Kitty herself. I melted in her furry embrace, and she became the world to me. So naturally, when I was old enough, I auditioned for a chance to put on the suit.

And it was a nightmare. Screaming kids, pushy parents, and the suit smells like everyone else who wore it. I tried to hug a kid, he kicked me in the knee. Some people say you should never meet your heroes. I say, never be them.

Sad-looking kitten stands on back legs
And they make you stand the whole day! (Imgur)
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11 thoughts on “Ill-suited For the Job

  1. debg February 26, 2024 / 6:09 pm

    Kitty has *seen* things. Poor baby. Let me give you a hug.

  2. Ricky & Bibi's Mom February 26, 2024 / 6:11 pm

    Puss-in-Boots eyes?

    That’s a pretty huffable-looking belly, too. Come here, wee one, I’ll help you feel better.

  3. Duckie 🐥 February 26, 2024 / 6:19 pm

    Mike, you made me cry.

  4. Dana February 26, 2024 / 6:30 pm

    Come here you itty bitty widdle kitty, I’ll make it all better. 🥹😻

  5. AJ February 26, 2024 / 6:34 pm

    If you look up the word “dejected” in the dictionary, this is the photo next to it. Poor baby, come to Auntie and she’ll make you feel all better. And I have salmon burgers in the freezer for dinner.

  6. allein 🐾 February 26, 2024 / 6:46 pm

    That is the saddest face I’ve ever seen.

    My friend was a character at Disney. No offense to her but she wasn’t this cute.

  7. Kar February 26, 2024 / 7:01 pm

    I want to cuddle that kitty so badly…

  8. 6Rabbits February 26, 2024 / 7:11 pm

    Anybody worried about the fact this kitty can STAND like that? With a straight back? Future overlord, and with that face, I’d be a tad concerned.

    • Kar February 26, 2024 / 7:35 pm

      Don’t see opposable thumbs so the human race may have a chance.

      If not, I for one welcome our biped feline overlords.

      • DEBG February 26, 2024 / 9:48 pm

        I’m right there with you, Kar.

  9. Blue Footed Booby February 27, 2024 / 9:10 am

    Oh man that face. I assume they’re secretly a weird little goblin (safe bet: is cat) but omg.

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