Your Cat Has News

“The spaceships will be here soon, so I’ll make this brief. We’ve been living among you for years, studying you and gaining your trust, and now it’s time to take over. It’s nothing personal, you’ve always been nice to me, and I’ll put in a good word for you with the reeducation camp.”

I can’t wait to get this itchy suit off. (Reddit)
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12 thoughts on “Your Cat Has News

  1. allein 🐾 March 20, 2024 / 6:48 pm

    Hey, I may have watched too much news commentary lately…but I’m more than willing to give them a shot.

  2. Luv Bunny March 20, 2024 / 6:55 pm

    Can I join you in your spaceship, kitty cat?

  3. Georgiana March 20, 2024 / 7:16 pm



  4. AJ March 20, 2024 / 7:16 pm

    I for one am more than pleased to welcome our new cat overlords. Can’t be worse than what we have going on now!

  5. Dubravkamcvmd March 20, 2024 / 7:40 pm

    Aha! I always suspected that Minkette communicated regularly with the Mother Ship!

  6. JenDeyan March 20, 2024 / 8:12 pm

    As long as I still get to pet and cuddle kitties, I’m fine.

    • Duckie 🐥 March 21, 2024 / 12:03 am

      That will probably be your job, once they take over.

      • 6Rabbits March 21, 2024 / 1:52 am

        I would take that job!

  7. 6Rabbits March 20, 2024 / 8:43 pm

    That explains so much, actually.

  8. Kar March 21, 2024 / 11:07 am

    can i just comment on those adorable muzzlepuffs?

    • allein 🐾 March 21, 2024 / 11:14 am

      Yes, yes you can.

  9. Blue Footed Booby March 21, 2024 / 12:15 pm

    Heck, I’ll give it a shot and see if J. Posadas was right.

    But only if the suit stays.

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