Somebody Call a Bear Hunter?

Morning, ma’am. Heard you were having some troubles with bears in this area. Found a bunch of ’em out in the woods today, having a picnic or something, so I roughed one of ’em up to show the others who’s boss. Don’t think they’ll bother you no more. You’re welcome.

white dog holds stuffed bear in mouth
I’ll take 20 percent of your cheeseburger as a finder’s fee. (Reddit)
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5 thoughts on “Somebody Call a Bear Hunter?

  1. allein šŸ¾ May 27, 2024 / 3:14 pm

  2. kermit May 27, 2024 / 3:58 pm

    White dog and white furniture everywhere is a recipe for getting chomped.

    Brown teddy must be the way they keep track of where he is, so as to not sit on him.

    That said, I can’t decide if it’s admirable or just sad to spend that much time cleaning to have a pristine white living room, especially when you have a dog.

    • Ricky & Bibi's Mom May 27, 2024 / 7:10 pm

      Maybe they hire professional cleaners. I like more color in my own home, but that’s a nicely balanced design.

      His name is River. He brings his toy to you to say “thank you!” Awwwww ā€¦

  3. Duckie šŸ„, May 27, 2024 / 4:54 pm

    Iā€™d give him an entire cheeseburger.

  4. Kar May 28, 2024 / 12:10 am

    what a brave, brave boy.

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