After years of searching through jungles, swamps, caves, and ruins, I finally stumbled upon the lost temple of the ancient Mayan coffee god and its treasure, the Crystal Chalice of Catpuccino. It was a monumental discovery of historic importance, and soon it would be… knocked on the floor.

Coffee and kitten, by quinn.anya, licensed under CC BY-SA 2.0
I’m getting an Indiana Jones vibe here. Let’s hope there’s no snakes around!
P.S. I want that mug, it’s so cool!
Circleware Skull Face Beer Mug Drinking Glasses with Handle, Set of 2
Probably for the best. It’s most likely cursed.
(Pretty kitty!)
such sweet whiskers.
Roflsnort!
Lol I have those exact mugs. Imagine knocking on a neighbor’s door to ask to borrow a ladder only to be met by a long-haired, bearded guy in cargo shorts and a shirt that says “NOT INVOLVED IN HUMAN TRAFFICKING” who’s drinking red wine out of a skull. If this has happened to you, congratulations: we’re neighbors.
I am loving the picture in my head right now.
I assume you wear blue shoes.
Only in spirit.
My corporeal form walks around the house barefoot and has hobbit feet.