Kingdom of the Crystal Numbskull

After years of searching through jungles, swamps, caves, and ruins, I finally stumbled upon the lost temple of the ancient Mayan coffee god and its treasure, the Crystal Chalice of Catpuccino. It was a monumental discovery of historic importance, and soon it would be… knocked on the floor.

cat lies on table behind a glass coffee mug shaped like a skull
I’ll just assume it’s not booby-trapped or anything.

Coffee and kitten, by quinn.anya, licensed under CC BY-SA 2.0

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8 thoughts on “Kingdom of the Crystal Numbskull

  1. AJ February 5, 2025 / 2:54 pm

    I’m getting an Indiana Jones vibe here. Let’s hope there’s no snakes around!

    P.S. I want that mug, it’s so cool!

  2. allein 🐾 February 5, 2025 / 3:30 pm

    Probably for the best. It’s most likely cursed.

    (Pretty kitty!)

    • Kar February 5, 2025 / 5:45 pm

      such sweet whiskers.

  3. Duckie 🐥 February 5, 2025 / 5:57 pm

    Roflsnort!

  4. Blue Footed Booby February 6, 2025 / 9:53 am

    Lol I have those exact mugs. Imagine knocking on a neighbor’s door to ask to borrow a ladder only to be met by a long-haired, bearded guy in cargo shorts and a shirt that says “NOT INVOLVED IN HUMAN TRAFFICKING” who’s drinking red wine out of a skull. If this has happened to you, congratulations: we’re neighbors.

    • allein 🐾 February 6, 2025 / 9:54 am

      I am loving the picture in my head right now.

      I assume you wear blue shoes.

      • Blue Footed Booby February 6, 2025 / 2:07 pm

        Only in spirit.

        My corporeal form walks around the house barefoot and has hobbit feet.

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