Look at them. The oblivious fools. Day after day they walk past my front door, blissfully unaware of the horrors I shall someday wreak upon them. The jogger with her little headphones. Those kids on their bicycles. That dog who just has to sniff every — single — thing. Soon they’ll pay. They’ll all pay. I’m not sure for what yet. Still working on that bit.
Through the cat flap, by hasor, licensed under CC BY-SA 2.0
Soon…
eh
Eventually….
Can I pet him if I pay in tuna?
Always plan ahead…😁
Yeah they’ll all pay just as soon as the weather is warmer, but not too hot. And it’s not raining or too windy or ….
Actually, I feel vaguely threatened.
Monochrome cat is evilly monochrome.
I actually prefer **not** to know what evil cats are plotting.