Live From Championship Wrinkling!

Welcome back, epidermis enthusiasts, to what promises to be an action-packed afternoon of submersive skin softening! Up next is reigning champion Mrs. Amelia Smoshfarple, who’ll attempt to break her record in the Fingers and Palms event. Our line judges are in position and will be grading based on speed and wrinkle depth.

A woman sits in a bathtub, revealing only the top of her head. On the edges of the bathtub, to Siamese cats peer inside.
Hands where we can see them, ma’am.

Fizzbin and Khaaan are unwise, by Liz Henry

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7 thoughts on “Live From Championship Wrinkling!

  1. Georgiana July 14, 2025 / 1:58 pm

    How big is that bathtub Iโ€™m jealous! Love the hair btw.

  2. debg July 14, 2025 / 2:01 pm

    Fizzbin and Khaan are indeed unwise. Also Mrs. Amelia is going to get clawed to bits.

  3. allein ๐Ÿพ July 14, 2025 / 2:08 pm

    Hope the judges don’t slip…

    • 6Rabbits July 14, 2025 / 6:20 pm

      Yes!

  4. EAG46 July 14, 2025 / 3:27 pm

    Great Trek names for the kitties! Hope they’re okay with being in the water.

  5. Duckie ๐Ÿฅ July 14, 2025 / 4:33 pm

    The womanโ€™s last name is the exact sound I made when reading this with a mouthful of ice tea.

  6. AJ July 14, 2025 / 7:43 pm

    Kitties are probably wondering Why??? Just why would anyone get into *shudder* water? You have a tongue, that’s a perfectly acceptable way to get clean.

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