In every home office they lurk, ready to strike at a moment’s notice. Whenever a chair is unguarded, they rush in to seize control. They are the enemies of all productivity — The Anti-Work Squad!

In every home office they lurk, ready to strike at a moment’s notice. Whenever a chair is unguarded, they rush in to seize control. They are the enemies of all productivity — The Anti-Work Squad!
I’d be on the floor with the little one in my lap.
During the pandemic, I learned that if you pick them up for a cuddle or kiss, they run away like you’re volunteering them for the company dodgeball team.
Really? Quarantine and my working from home finally convinced Scorpius I wasn’t going to eat him. Now he can’t get enough love. And on my WFH days now, I have to forcibly remove Lavender from my lap so I can type.
Its a power thing with my furry overlords.
If they want affection or want to sit on any part of me, its mandatory and immediate.
If I’m initiating affection, well, that’s overstepping my bounds bordering on insubordination.
Hah, that tracks! I love you, says kitty, but only on my own terms!
Well we are retired but a cat stealing the chair 3 seconds after you get up is an everyday thing in our house.