Care and Feeding of Your Endless Void

An endless void can be a great addition to your home, providing a useful way to dispose of household trash, table scraps, and incriminating documents. Although you may be tempted to scream into your void, please avoid this as they find it distressing. To keep your void happy and healthy, feed it dark matter once in awhile.

Overhead view of a cat bed with a pink trim and a black interior. From within the interior we can see a pair of cat eyes but no other details of the cat.

Flung into the vast nothingness of the submissions inbox by Andrew Y.

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11 thoughts on “Care and Feeding of Your Endless Void

  1. 6Rabbits September 15, 2025 / 2:50 pm

    “Incriminating documents” 😂😂
    And that is truly the voidest void I ever did not see!

    • Dana September 15, 2025 / 3:30 pm

      Ditto!!

      And, I’d like to send some incriminating documents to this nothingness, please.

  2. Georgiana September 15, 2025 / 2:51 pm

    That’s the voidiest void I’ve never seen, it’s voider than my void 😂

  3. debg September 15, 2025 / 2:58 pm

    ::melts::

    I would like to see more of this void plz.

  4. allein 🐾 September 15, 2025 / 3:31 pm

    Voided blep.

  5. Kar September 15, 2025 / 3:53 pm

    I miss having a void in my life.

    – boy that sounds weird but I still miss my sweet Donna, its been almost a year.

    • debg September 15, 2025 / 4:58 pm

      Maybe it’s time for a new void?

      My black panther Scorpius is 10 or 11 now. He’s been with me almost exactly 9 years, since the night he got caught in my humane trap. Wow, how time flies.

  6. Duckie 🐥 September 15, 2025 / 5:06 pm

    Does the void accept people?

    • 6Rabbits September 15, 2025 / 5:11 pm

      Oooooooo…excellent question! I have some gov’t people in mind, just sayin’.😉

    • AJ September 15, 2025 / 5:22 pm

      And after the morning I’ve had, I’d gladly ship them some of my work colleagues.

  7. AJ September 15, 2025 / 5:21 pm

    SQUEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! Thunk. Void has rendered me speechless.

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