“Hello, I would like one Chew-Eez Ultra-enormo XL Rawhide Big Bone for me, and for my son… actually, you know what? One for him, too.”

“Hello, I would like one Chew-Eez Ultra-enormo XL Rawhide Big Bone for me, and for my son… actually, you know what? One for him, too.”
The Guardian, via NTMTOM
Love Meow, via Andrew Y.
Bored Panda, via Andrew Y.
A polite cat is nothing to sneeze at, as shown in this video found by Dana D.
In fact, you can skip the coffee — I’m all the pick-me-up you need.
Add a hammy to your coffee, by L's pets & stuff, CC0 1.0 Universal (CC0 1.0)
Murray C. brings us a dog with a toy almost its own size.