Breaking Mews — Tragedy in downtown Cutetropolis was narrowly averted today when the Monorail Cat almost ran out of track. According to eyewitnesses, the cat was distracted by a shiny object and shot through the station. An alert passenger regained control of the cat by saying “pspspspspsps.”
Wait, I get to stay here?
Bored Panda, via Andrew Y.
STOP (whap!) MICROWAVING (whap!) FISH (whap!) IN THE (whap!) BREAK ROOM!
Bored Panda, via Andrew Y.
Ah, yes. Simple, understated… It’s perfect.
Bored Panda, via Andrew Y.
“Paws off, ladies! He’s mine! All mine!”
I was dusting the sitting room when I noticed Lady Wilberfarb leave the stable after her riding lesson with young Roger, a farm boy just two weeks in our service. The Mistress must endure considerable jostling during these sessions, as she often emerges adjusting her hair and outergarments.
Scandalous, Andrew Y.
