Human, after careful consideration, we find you have committed these minor infractions: One, failure to provide at least three jingle mousies for every kitten; Two, insufficient hours spent dragging the chasing string, and; Three, stale kibble. As this is your first time before the council, assuming these matters are rectified promptly, the council will refrain from eating you in your sleep.
Kittens, by www.metaphoricalplatypus.com, licensed under CC BY 2.0
(OK, let’s think this through here. On the one paw, that is the kind of mud puddle that you only see once or twice in a lifetime. On the other paw, if I roll around in it, I’m definitely getting a bath when I get home. On the other other paw, I’m already pretty muddy, so I might as well go for it…)
One life down, eight to go.
Cole & Marmalade, via NTMTOM
It’s limited edition!
The Dodo / YouTube, via Allein
Salad? Again!?
The Dodo / YouTube, via Allein
Allein shares this combination dog toy and gum massager.
Most folks say he’s just a myth, but the locals in the sleepy town of Gator Giggle, Florida swear he roams these marshes, with thumps that can be felt for miles. So keep to the trails, and don’t travel alone, lest you encounter… the Giant Swamp Rabbit of the Everglades!
The Almighty Rabbit!, by Caitlin House
Andrew Y. shares a bun taking out the trash.
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